May all your bacon burn.

officialunitedstates:

the united states has two borders:

  1. el border
  2. eh border
awwww-cute:

Friend’s cat just had one kitten but it’s as cute as a whole litter

awwww-cute:

Friend’s cat just had one kitten but it’s as cute as a whole litter

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post

erisender:

my birthday cake this year. based off of this text post

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

subtle:

i’M SO SICK OF THIS MENTALITY THAT’S SWALLOWED 90% OF THE TEENAGE POPULATION THAT IT’S CUTE TO HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND BE SAD BECAUSE IT’S ALL GOOD SOMEONE’S GONNA COME SAVE YOU BC NO SHUT UP IT’S NOT CUTE TO HATE YOURSELF OR HURT YOURSELF LIKE THESE ARE ACTUAL PROBLEMS THAT YOU NEED TO SOLVE AND NO ONE IS COMING TO SAVE YOU IT’S ALL ON YOU

matthew-online:

uhm, woah, spoiler alert

matthew-online:

uhm, woah, spoiler alert

r-achal:

r-achal:

Probably the only reason I haven’t yet..

1,216 NOTES WOAH.  I don’t think any one of my followers even liked this post lol

r-achal:

r-achal:

Probably the only reason I haven’t yet..

1,216 NOTES WOAH.
I don’t think any one of my followers even liked this post lol

deans-cherrypie:

I love Sam’s expression. He knows what its like to be without soul

trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

ittybittynymphette:

frozencrafts:

Crystal Sword Charms by Ideationox

I’m screaming, these are gorgeous

jasperislington:

Tongue Out Tuesday - The Congressional Cemetery Edition

jasperislington:

Tongue Out Tuesday - The Congressional Cemetery Edition

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

misscrayfish313:

magicaltypeyoswin:

kingcroacus:

fingers are weird??? like…… our arms just split into other smaller arms…………. ok

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whAT THE HELL DID YOU DO