May all your bacon burn.
abseunt:

vintage & nature

abseunt:

vintage & nature

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:


pizzaspicelatte:

astaraelweeps:

parisianinsomnia:

astaraelweeps:

lesenfantsdabraham:

What’s the point of that post though ?
"Oh Jewish women, Muslim women and Christin women have to pray? Wow so sad."

yes that is literally all we do
i do nothing but sternly stare into space and clutch my rosary
there is literally nothing else in my life

Only atheists can wear green.

religious women don’t go outside
the sun is fatal to us

it burns

Atheist women may seem free, but the truth is their arms are stuck wide open. They literally cannot move or close their arms. Freedom comes with a price and that price is struggling to pick up the god damn phone and put it to your ear when yo mama call ya.

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

pizzaspicelatte:

astaraelweeps:

parisianinsomnia:

astaraelweeps:

lesenfantsdabraham:

What’s the point of that post though ?

"Oh Jewish women, Muslim women and Christin women have to pray? Wow so sad."

yes that is literally all we do

i do nothing but sternly stare into space and clutch my rosary

there is literally nothing else in my life

Only atheists can wear green.

religious women don’t go outside

the sun is fatal to us

it burns

Atheist women may seem free, but the truth is their arms are stuck wide open. They literally cannot move or close their arms. Freedom comes with a price and that price is struggling to pick up the god damn phone and put it to your ear when yo mama call ya.

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

officialbrostrider:

COSPLAYING IS SUCH A HARDCORE HOBBY IT USES UP LOTS OF MONEY AND TIME AND TEARS AND PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF IT SOMETIMES YOU SHOULD ALL BE PROUD OF YOURSELVES FOR DOING SOMETHING SO CREATIVE AND WORK-INTENSIVE WITH A FUN AND SOCIAL COMMUNITY. GOOD JOB

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

144,529 plays

musicstomyears:

Paramore - Ain’t It Fun

julialost:

they keep asking but the anwser quite simple actually

Just like flying.

kavichi:

By Eiji Murakami
hellsinsideyourhead:

vampirestatebuilding:

RELEASE THE PINEAPPLES

I don’t know what this is but I accept it

hellsinsideyourhead:

vampirestatebuilding:

RELEASE THE PINEAPPLES

I don’t know what this is but I accept it

100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get.
(via sirmerthur)